Lawyers Questioning..!!!

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide..

1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning? 

3. Q: What happened then? 
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." 
Q: Did he kill you? 

4. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? 

5. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? 

6. Were you alone or by yourself?

7. How long have you been a French Canadian? 

8. Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9. Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture. 
A: That's me. 
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken? 

10. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? 

11. Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? 
A: By death. 
Q: And by whose death was it terminated? 

12. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now? 
A: I'll be three months on November 8. 
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8? 
A: Yes. 
Q: What were you doing at that time? 

13. Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? 
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide? 

14. So you were gone until you returned?

15. Q: She had three children, right? 
A: Yes. 
Q: How many were boys? 
A: None. 
Q: Were there girls? 

16. You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it? 

17. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? 
A: Yes. 
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? 

18. Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? 
A: Not yet. 

19. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." 

20. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel? 
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m. 
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct? 
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!